squeeze blood out of a turnip
you can’t get something from a person, especailly money, that they don’t have i.e. a turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. all efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile
he’s no snitch; you’ll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.
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