squeeze job
a s-xual favor given to a man by means of a strong, steady grip. the provider will firmly wrap his or her hand around the recipient’s genitalia and apply extreme pressure until the recipient has completed -rg-sm. squeeze jobs often result in significant injury if not properly administered. one must always be careful and respectful when giving squeeze jobs.
my date last night was such a prude! i couldn’t even talk her into giving me a squeeze job.
francisco’s partner gave him such a forceful squeeze job that the blood vessels burst and left permanent scarring on his shaft.
just like hand job, except harder.
person #1 gave gave person #2 a squeeze job by accident when they meant to give them a hand job.
the ending to any good hand or bl-w j-b.
this girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.
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