squeeze my shoes


heard more in past decades than currently–but not a dead expression, by any means. although you’ll likely only hear it come from the lips of the white, local-born folks living in the bigger, northeast metro areas of the us.

the best definition is no definition. better to put it this way: consider it the cleaner mouthed, more socially acceptable (especially in mixed company) way of saying “don’t bust my b-lls.” the two expressions are virtually interchangeable.
1pm, steve shows up 3 hours late for work…
the boss: “good morning, steve–glad you could join us.”
steve: “c’mon boss, don’t squeeze my shoes, will ya? you worked me for 13 hours yesterday and i didn’t get home until 7am.”

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