squeeze play


the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a p-n-s located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles
julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but i thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted -n-l plug.
during s-x, when a woman begins her -rg-sm, the male partic-p-nt removes his member from her vagoo and places it in her -n-l cavity.
female: “oh, i’m about to…”
male: “great i’ve been waiting to try the squeeze play”
female: “yes, yes, ye… what did you say? oh no you didn’t just”
male: “yes, yes, yes…”
similar to the b-tt hug but this is when you know you can’t score the “homerun” so settle for the squeeze. cause everyone uses first base, second base, third base to describe how far you have gone.
i think ill settle for the squeeze play its better than nothing considering i know i won’t get the homerun.

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