squeeze the charmin
to take a dump or sh-t.
after i eat this chli i will need to squeeze the charmin.
1. a stealth grope hug in which one person squeezes anothers b-tt cheek ,usually in the connotation of foreplay with married couples, or l-st with singles.
jane: look at that body builder mary!
mary: oh wow. wish i could ‘squeeze the charmin’ on him!
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