squeeze the moose
related to moose knuckle. when her pants are so tight that the outline of her lips are visible – taking on the appearance of a moose knuckle.
to squeeze the moose, her gentleman grabs her by the “knuckle” and squeezes the lips together, with her cl-toris in the middle. the result is typically an -rg-sm.
he likes to squeeze the moose when we’re in public moose knuckle camel toe
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