Squeezing Biscuits



the immediate need to take a m-ssive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.
after partying all night, roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. about halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the sh-tt-r at home.

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