squeezure


a squeezure is the literal combination of a squee and a seizure. it usually happens when a fangirl witnesses something that she really, really likes, and consists of uncontrollable shaking, squeeing, and perhaps drooling. if you witness a fangirl displaying these behaviors, do not panic, she is just happy.
-dramatic scene in anime plays-

fangirl: -falls down, squeeing, shaking, and drooling uncontrollably-

boy: oh my god, is that girl okay?

other fangirl: yes, she’s just having a squeezure.

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