squeezybix


a pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.

a product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.
premashed potato? man that’s nearly as bad as squeezybix.

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