a vigorous under water handjob
my girlfriend gave me a mean squid flinger in her parents pool last night.
the act of jacking off to any episode of spongebob “d*mn son i just had the best sploogebob ever” “what the f*ck is wrong with you”
- little noodler
one who is noodle tastic. e.g “she took too many mushrooms. she was a right little noodler”
- clapped cabbage
a clapped cabbage is similar to a cabbage except the clapped ones do more stupid things say a cabbage looses his money, a clapped cabbage would loose his money and his phone. keith asif you’ve lost your money and your phone you clapped cabbage.
- veronica and van
veronica and van are 2 cute middle schoolers that are super popular yet none of their friends notice that each of them have a big, fat, crush on each other. they are both idiots and don’t know that the other has a crush on them, because of that they are too scared to tell anyone […]