Squid Jig


a woman, who dates only navy (or any military branch) men, for one of two reasons.

a. she is a total gold digger who go after navy guys for their money.

b. seeking marrige, in the hope he will get transfered to another part of the country to saver her from her small town existance.
“dude, stay away from her, shes sleeping with half the base. total squid jig.”

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