Squiddlepiss
1. the act of ‘squiddlep-ssing’ is when suffering from diarrhea you sit down to p-ss and you let go and sh-t and p-ss large amounts simultaneously. you just squiddlep-ssed. the physics of the matter result in loss of accuracy and the resultant splatters are sure tell tale signs of a squiddlep-sser.
2. the beige soup (mix of water, faeces, urine and possibly vomit) left in the toilet bowl afterwards can also be referred to as squiddlep-ss itself.
3. squiddlep-ss can also be used in the same way as ‘cl-sterf-ck’ or ‘pigs ear’. to mean a mess that got out of control.
“good job i sat down on the toilet just then dave, i squiddlep-ssed right up the back wall”
“arrrrrrgh there’s sh-t and p-ss on the underside of this window sill, someones squiddlep-ssed around here”
“so after i slept with her, i did her sister and then her mum, it was becoming a right squiddlep-ss so i became gay”
“oh dear, what did you do to my nicely organised toolbox? you’ve made a right squiddlep-ss here”
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