squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart
russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in hurley’s face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

after b-tt hole surgery, gerard suffered many a squidge.
to hug someone enthusiastically and with vigour!
ooh kaily is so scrumptious sometimes i just want to squidge her!
a t-tch over a smidgen, but slightly less than a finger.
move your line a squidge to the left, there lad. that’s it, right there!
the intense feeling and urge to munch or squeeze an extremely cute animal or animal baby. it is an emotional experience not a physical one. it is not taken literally and should never result in actual damage to the animal
i just want to squidge that cute little teeny kitten
a person with a b-tton nose or very cute nose. like a nose you just want to squeeze and bite.
lauren is such a squidge, woohoo that nose!
the excess, squishy, hard-to-get-rid-of fat on a woman’s thighs or lower abdomen.
d-mn! i gained 5 lbs. of squidge over the holidays!
when a cat stretches and claws the area where its about to sleep. like people fluff a pillow before they lay down.
the only thing smokey does all day is squidge the bed!

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