Squidward’s Suicide
a lost episode of the popular television series spogebob. it was allegedly written by a now imprisoned scottish animator accused with nine charges of murder, two of which were children whose bodies were seen in the episode. it is unknown whether the clips on youtube are actual clips of the episode, but all info of the episode gathered from multiple sources describe the plot of the episode depicting the death of squidward.
the t-tle card squidward’s suicide comes on the screen. the episode begins with squidward practicing his clarinet, but is interrupted by a knock at the door. upon opening it, he sees a traveling salesman.
salesman:”can i have a moment of your-”
squidward:”not interested!”
he slams the door in his face and walks back to his room, only to be interrupted a second time by knocking at the door. he stomps over to it and flings it open. the salesman is still there, but he isn’t as cheerful looking as previously.
salesman:”the red mist is coming…”
this is a descripton of the first scene in the episode.
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