squiffet


the art of spraying saliva from the gland beneath the tongue into the unsuspecting face of a person or persons usually whilst in converstation and usually whilst or shortly after drinking a citrus beverage.

1) waiter: “are you ready to order sir?”
cuthbert: “well i was until i caught your squiffet in my mouth. did you have -n-s for breakfast!?, go brush your teeth!!”

2) -yawn & squiffet combo- “oops”

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