squiggleumpff


this is the name for a sock which you lost in the wash turning into a small but very deadly scrumpled looking grey elephant. do not underestemate their powers.
person1: where has my other yellow and green spotty sock gone? hmmmm

person2: i expect it has turned into a squiggleumpff.

person1: oh yes, there it is, lets all run away!

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