Squiggly Splooge


n. (squigglee sploojuh) an internal organ that you’re not sure exists, but is causing you pain
lyme ninja: why are you holding your stomach?

stina shall: my squiggly sploogehurts.
(noun) – dried sperm in a women’s hair after s-x
girl: “i have so much squiggly splooge in my hair from last night, jim busted in my hair and i didn’t clean it up”

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