Squinch Marks


noun (plural) – marks left across ones b-tt cheeks (usually brown) horizontally protruding outward from the -n-s, caused by prematurely pinching off a full loaf in mid-squeeze. this usually results in “mud-b-tt” and “sticky cheeks”.
mich-lle heard robin screaming about something mindless in the office, and was forced to pinch off a fat loaf, resulting in squinch marks for the duration of the day.

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