Squinch
the face a man pulls when receiving an almighty whack in the t-st-cl-s.
“when it connected i properly squinched.”
squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge hairy dump to compress it so that it doesn’t rip your -sshole on the way out.
the pain made me squinch just in time, or i would have had to get a chopstick to dig that t-rd out.
when you are tightening up your b-tt & gravy leaks out
dan: “g-d, please…jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!”(as dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his b-tt) “oops, i feel gravy!”
to narrow the distance between your lower eyelid and your pupil.
while being photographed by the paparazzi brad pitt threw in a squinch.
when you scrunch your face
“upon his m-ssive explosion of warm splooge that hit her directly in the eye, she was forced to squinch”
when you squeeze and pinch something or someone. squeeze + pinch = squinch.
seeing a baby with fat cheeks makes me want to squinch them.
when one flinches and squints at the same time in response to an unexpected stimulus
i squinched when justin almost poked me in the eye!
the look you pull when you get kicked in the gooch
my friend got kicked in th gooch while playing football and his face squinched
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