squingle
a complete c-nt who thinks he’s hilarious
“actually why don’t you look in the mirror?”
“dude you’re a squingle”
when you feeel the neeed to do a little shaking wiggle or when you’re in bed and just vibrate a bit lol
“man, i just squingled in the toilet”
“dude, she made me squingle so hard, my dingo almost popped
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