Squint-Factor


this is the scale (often enumerated 1 – 10) that measures the attractiveness of members of the opposite s-x. a female, for example, that has a squint-factor of 0 is attractive without the need to squint while looking at her. conversly, a woman with a squint-factor of 10 is only attractive while squinting considerably and maintaining a very optimistic interpretation.

see also: beer goggles
i usually like to make the magic happen with the lights on, but since she was like a squint-factor of 10 i had to turn that sh-t off.

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