squinty buccaneer


term used to describe resulting eye infection after relations with a female that has an std. resulting in wiping ones eye after exposure causing infection. causes eye infection in one eye and healthy normal other eye, hence the name. they affected eye usually must be leaking pus and not be totally swollen over to achieve the desired look.

usually -ssociated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.
captain longdong was away at sea for so long he got a squinty buccaneer when he got home from maggie wrottencroch the local madame.

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