Squird


a girl preying on men’s wallets, specifically at bars
these two squirds were all over me at the bar last night, until i told them that there was no way i was buying them drinks, and then they disappeared
a hybrid of a squid and a bird, not to be confused with a squirrel and a bird, which is utterly incorrect.
person: man can you believe that guy thought a squird is a squirrel and a bird
person: ikr, like comeone, get it right

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