Squired


term coined by general anti-matt squire people. used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. a verb, e.g. to be squired, or “you got squired!”
k: guess what? my mom finally got a job!
t: really? what does she do?
k: i’m not sure yet. i know it’s something to with photography or magazines.
t: oh so that’s why i saw her in playboy!
k: …

k got squired.
when a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the -rs-.
thus being squired.
the missus squired me last night

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