squirl
1. a guy who basks in his own f-ggotry.
2. a weirdo.
cheyenne: dude, michael’s a f-cking squirl.
jacob: f-ck yeah.
a mythical creature used to distract others while in a conversation when you lose your train of thought. derived from pixar’s movie “up” in which a squirrel distracts the dogs but never appears in the movie.
example with no squirl!:
so i was talking to him and he….. what was i saying?
example with squirl!:
so i was talking to him and he, squirl!…. said he was going to get food.
a sweet, shortened version of the word squirrel, frequently used by toddlers and immature adults.
did you see that adorable grey squirl?
squirl-a hot woman rolling in the streets or in someones posetion.your b-tch/woman
look at that guy skamming on all your squirl!!
a hot b-tches puss. used in same manner a beaver.
check out that squirl. d-mn j lyn is a nice squirl. cant believe shes a chemist!
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