when a chick’s bush is so hairy it looks like she hasn’t trimmed/shaved since 1941.
“i went down on that chick from the party & was surprised by some serious bush!! it was like squirrel harbor down there!!!”
- mongolian mummy
when a man wraps his d*ck in freshly cooked mongolian bbq noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles that b*tch last night sure was hungry. she ate up that mongolian mummy, and even left room for seconds!
when someone or something makes an elephant like noise there are elephanic noises coming from the room
a super awesome chick who is an awesome friend. she’s super gorgeous with big blue eyes and beautiful thick, dark hair. speaking of thick, she’s not skin and bones. she loves laughing, soccer, reading, and is super smart. i wish i could be more like brilee.
the accidents that people get into because they are looking at a device while doing something else, stubbing their toes, tripping over something, putting their cookie into c*ke instead of milk, etc. his father had no empathy for devicidents because he’s too old to have a device and get in an accident because he’s glued […]