Squirrel Hat


n. a bowl shaped item fasioned by the collecting of sperm inside the foreskin and waiting until it dries. the resultant fragile casting is so named for its resemblance to a hat that could only fit a small rodent.
i broke my leg last year and had to spend 2 months in bed. having bored myself of world of warcraft and youtube, i just spent the most of it making squirrel hats.

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