squirrel poop


something which does not exist. as the waste travels down the large intestine, it comes to it’s end where magic causes it to dissappear. while many simply belive that after this stage it no longer exists, many scientists belive that it could actually be teleported to another dimention, or something even further beyond our comprehention.
johnny never saw squirrel p–p in his life.
the mystery of the final destination of squirrel p–p has been solved. everyone has seen those cute little squirrels sitting up on their haunches nibbling on some little nugget of unspecified food source. the ravenous squirrel is actually eating his own p–p. the lifespan of squirrel p–p is very short. (probably about 3-5 seconds from b-tthole to squirrel mouth)
i’m not really sure, but i think that squirrel just ate his own squirrel p–p!

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