squirrela squirrelison
the name of a female squirrel.
“oh no…i just ran over a squirrel.”
“so you ran over squirrela squirrelison, squirrely’s wife? don’t worry, she’ll be back!”
(look the next day and her body will be gone…)
(because she gets h-t all of the time, she has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)
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