squirrelgasm
intense pleasure experienced by a dog in chasing nimble, furry-tailed, rodents up a tree. squirrelgasms are not often experienced by humans, however.
friend: dude, your dog’s totally out of it on the sofa.
you: yah – he’s sleeping off the multiple squirrelgasms he had in the park this afternoon.
Read Also:
- Sowder Punch
(n.) a punch so hard it tops all other punches, even those of chuck norris, usually resulting in death man 1: i heard the fight got pretty intense man 2: yeah man, he threw a sowder punch man 1: holy sh-t! man 2: yeah man he died
- druqks
druqks stands for drugs in puter slang yo hookitups where my druqks?
- Dru Wakely
dru wakely is one of the three members of the british band, the midnight beast, who was made famous after spoofing ke$ha’s single, tik tok. the other two members are ashley horne and stefan abingdon. dru is normally the one in the songs that’s “dad goes off on a cold, christmas eve to get some […]
- dry rag
a person that can never in theyre life make you h-rny person 1: look at joes! ew! person 2: he’s sucha dry rag
- dry-toke
an attempt to take a toke off a spliff/joint when it’s gone out/not lit. usually spoken accompanied by a disgusted facial expression and gestures reaching to the nearest beverage. -person1 takes a toke off a spliff- ugh.. -disgusted face- -person2- aah, dry-toke, man, they’re nasty sometimes -person 1 nods and reaches for the orange juice-