Squirrelling it
to have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.
as you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.
dude: “we didn’t travel back in time so you could bet on football”
bro: “but i know who wins”
dude: “go for it then!”
…moments later…
dude: “how much did we make??”
bro: “nothing, i ended up squirrelling it”
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