Squirrelopotamus


giant squirrels that roam new england during the winter months. they are impervious to the cold and seem to enjoy antagonizing bird-watchers by routinely emptying well-secured bird feeders. the squirrelopotamus is known in the scientific community by its latin name, sciurus hippopotamid.
new englander a: look at that giant squirrel in the back yard!
new englander b: woah, he’s wicked huge — the size of three squirrels! must be a squirrelopotamus.

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