Squirt Gun
slang for a p-n-s because as one c-ms, (unless you’re really f-cking old or have had some sort of injury) the first few -rg-sms squirt.
johnny mcwarguy: hey jen, wanna see my squirt gun?
jen: uhhhm… ok?
johnny mcwarguy: -unzips pants and squirts his load in jen’s face-
jen: …i’m going to kill you.
when a female (or transgender or pre-op) -j-c-l-t-s from their v-g-n-. the v-g-n- can then be called a ‘squirt gun’.
“want to see me -j-c-l-t- from my squirt gun?”
“sure!”
” :d ”
-j-c-l-t-ng furiously in short, rhythmic burts.
i was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick’s head at the game last night
girl who squirts several times during intercourse.
jennifer was a squirt gun last night during s-x.
a playful term junkies sometimes use to refer to syringes.
which pharmacies in this town sell squirtguns over the counter?
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