Squirt Shirt


a shirt with sp-nk stains (usually the result of a masturbatory session when tissues or toilet paper were out of reach) that a guy knowingly wears out in public.
harry thought he could get away with wearing his squirt shirt to the company picnic, but it was a plain white t-shirt, and the c-m stains were clearly visible to his boss and co-workers.

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