Squirtilizer


a natural form of fertilizing your lawn or flowers that comes from your pets.

when your dog lifts his leg and urinates on your gr-ss.
look honey, shadow is taking care of our lawn, he’s using labrador squirtilizer!

bianca, stop peeing on my garden, you’re not supposed to use your squirtilizer on my flowers!

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