Squirting Turtles
to take a cr-p. end of story.
“i could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me.”
the spread legged shuffle a girl does after s-x on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any s-m-n before making it to the shower/toilet.
oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we’ve had s-x. i totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.
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