squirts, the
excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid sh-t in your shorts. commonly called the “hershey squirts”, “the sh-ts” or “the trots”, “the squirts” are marked by the perceived need to p-ss a fart, and while attempting to fart, sh-tting one’s drawers.
“i ate that d-mn cr-p they served up, and it was so greasy, that now i’ve got the squirts all night long.”
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