squished hamburger
squishing your bare -ss cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and sh-tting. while sh-tting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.
when i was 8, my dad and i went to get a poutine and chili dog. on the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at mel’s diner. i plan on p-ssing this gift for generations to come.
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