squishy squirrel


when a female has over sized v-g-n- lips and/or cl-torous and its very saggy, floppy, and squishy like the sleeves of a wizard. can also hold nuts like a nut in a squirrels cheeks.
guy 1: man, i wish i had intercourse with that girl.
guy 2: no you don’t want to wish that, she had a squishy squirrel.

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