Squishy Turban


the female equivalent of ‘tea bagging’

to put ones v-g-n- over a persons head like a turban.
-playing halo (game)-
boy – ‘ha, i just tea bagged you!’
girl – just you wait until you die next, i will squishy turban you back!’

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