Squit Stop
when you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the sh-ts. it seemed like a good when you decided to have indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. when needing a squit stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. if you do end up with the squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the sh-ttyness of the situation.
chuck: man, thats the third gas station we’ve stopped at, are you okay?
hank: not good man, i’m sorry but i keep needing to take squit stops. i will always love del taco but del taco will never love me.
chuck: have you get extra pants?
hank: no, i am gonna have to resort to a shart tampon
chuck: that’s grim
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