Squizamoning


an individual who’s always big noting themselves to the point of being pretentious. however secretly wets the bed frequently and cry’s themselves to sleep most nights.
anthony: yo man, my zangeif is gonna trash your ken, cause i’m so much better than everyone… at everything… ever… oh yeah.

matt: quit squizamoning and go wet the bed

anthony: … =(

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