Srif


a female person of sri lanken descent which performs the act of queefing before/during the act of s-x. the origins of this word come upon the laziness of pr-nouncing extra non-essential syllabels of “sri lanken fart” and just using the first three letters of that phrase and the first letter of the last word.
my gf isn’t really a surfer, but she is very well known to be a sriffer.

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