Srunk
a type of drunkenness where one is a sleep standing on their feet. the srunk person will still have the ability to randomly partic-p-te in conversations but only conversation of interest to them. their input will usually be an animal noise. the most commonly used is barking.
a srunk person will usually have consumed buckfast and/or bulmers (buckets of) followed by a an unhealthy dose of vodka
person a: “ should have seen the state of barry last night!”
person b: “ why? was he in a bad way?”
person a: “ man he was srunk!”
contraction of “sloppy drunk”
c-ssie woke up in the morning still intoxicated from getting srunk last night.
sober + drunk = srunk
a feeling or description of someone who acts as if they’re drunk although they’re completely sober.
ex.1
“did you see david in cl-ss today? he was acting like such a srunk!”
ex.2
i didn’t even drink at the party but i’m feeling so srunk.
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