ssb
short for super smash brothers. arguably the best game ever made for the n64 which requires 100% focus and dedication to become truely great. a number of characters from other nintendo games make an appearance in this game and each has their own unique set of strengths and weaknesses. for example, mario has the ability to shoot red fireb-lls and has a strong headbut and quick grab, but he is often extremely overconfident when in fact he sucks and can be a little whiny b-tch when he looses. luigi, his brother however, could be considered the best character in the game with lightning quick reflexes and strong finishing moves which make him an excelent and cl-ssy character for true ssb masters.
hey did you see mario get powned by luigi in ssb? mario was such a little b-tch hiding down there thinking hes good, but even captain falcon could beat him.
single, sad and bored. many people of both s-xes have experienced such feeling. it is usually used as fodder for masturbation.
guy 1 “man, i’m so ssb”
guy 2 “you should jack it dude”
this abbreviation is most commonly used as a quick and simple way of telling an opponent on an online game that they are as rubbish as a soggy, saggy ball sack. this phrase can be extended by adding ‘without any b-lls’, implying that they are completely useless.
there is also an awesome clan on the xbox 360 who use this abbreviation as their clan name. they use this simply because they created the phrase and also because they will destroy you at team tactical on mw2. this group of players also use the clan name ‘ouch’ because you will feel extreme pain after meeting them.
‘yeah, we won again’
‘that other team were real ssbss’
‘i know, they were as useless as a soggy, saggy ball sack without any b-lls’
rubbish team: ‘ouch! we lost again!’
ssbs clan: ‘that’s because you are as bad as a soggy, saggy ball sack without any b-lls’
south side berkeley (california)
s.s.b. to tha w.s.b. rep yo sh-t!
“secret single behavior.” a term originating from the television show s-x and the city, a ssb is an action or habit that one indulges in only when alone. this refers especially to behavior that is hidden from one’s significant other and could be potentially embarr-ssing (or disastrous) if discovered.
my personal ssb is eating a half-gallon of chocolate ice cream for dinner. i also dance around the apartment in underoos.
suck/s so bad
omg that joke ssb’d
u ssb
secret, sharing, buddies.
a person who you share secrets with.
i have a big secret! i better consult my ssb for help!
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