SSSM


an acronym for:

sh-t. shower. shave. m-st-rb-t-.

used when you really don’t want to say point blank what you’re about to go and do.
milloy: “i’m gonna go afk for a bit guys. gonna go sssm.”
chris: “sssm?”
milloy: “sh-t, shower, shave, and m-st-rb-t-.”
chris: “oh.. ew. now i know why you used an acronym.”

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