St. Agnes Academy


catholic school for girls located on bellaire blvd in houston, tx. half the girls there are really boring and bland and like cotton boyish t-shirts, tie dye, sperry topsiders, and eating baked goods. they get really fat by the time they’re seniors. some of these girls are catholic.

one quarter of the girls there are incredibly weird and like anime and other asian things.

and the last quarter are super hoes, not necessarily in a bad way, who snort cocaine in the school bathrooms and bring pot brownies to school. sometimes these girls will take all of their clothes off at inappropriate times! these are the girls who make up the sl-tty st. agnes stereotype. if you meet anyone who goes out of the st. agnes buddy they probably will be sl-tty.

there aren’t that many lesbians, actually. like five, total. which is .5% of the school.
“girls at st. agnes academy really like bake sales, huh?”

“i met a girl from st. agnes academy last night and she got wasted and gave me a bl-w j-b. the stereotype is true!”

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