St. Augustine Apple Toss
when drunk as f-ck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. he then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.
after tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of p-ss on his way to the bathroom.
the next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.
maxwell: yo man, after your done with that apple i want a bite.
john: aight man… splash!!! oops, i just did the st. augustine apple toss.
maxwell: what the f-ck did you do that for man? i wanted some of that apple.
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