St. Bernard


term for the guy who brings the booze to the party……
paul was the designated st. bernard for the super bowl party.
n-ble beast, known for saving men from avalanches and giving excellent legal advice.
“as your attorney, i advise you to accept the plea bargain. my fee is twenty pounds of eukanuba.” —a st. bernard.
a company that sells the st. bernard iprism software to schools and companies. this iprism software is the main reason why you can’t go on the fun web sites like games if you are at work or at school. sometimes that iprism software blocks web sites that shouldn’t even been blocked in the first place. view and hated by many as schools and companies way of censoring the web.
(insert name of school) high school’s st. bernard iprism software just blocked definithing.com today because of (profanity, entertainment).
“being st. bernarded” is a verb used to describe the act of attempting to access a website that is blocked by st. bernard. it is also used as an adjective referring to said website.
“aww h-ll, i’ve just been st. bernarded!”

“dude, you totally just got st. bernarded.”

“way to send me a survey that’s st. bernarded, ya jack-ss.”

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    unimaginably cool… so awsome even mr. t and chuck norris have a hard bein nurpin. “see chance over there, one day he was gettin dumb in the middle of the street for no reason,he be str8 nurpin”


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