St. Breton’s Day


day to celebrate st. breton, the patron saint of dingies, fritted conch and eclipsed vision. observed in the caribbean islands, most notably grand bahama.

toast
here’s to a long life and a merry one.
a quick death and an easy one
a pretty girl and an honest one
a eclipse beer – and another one!

happy st breton – if you’re enough lucky to be caper, you’re lucky enough!

greener’s cliffs and a cold eclipse – cheers!

st. breton’s day saying
eclipsed sight makes a merry fight.

g’way b’ye the dingies cry,
smell the sea, and feel the sky
let your soul & spirit fly, into the eclipse..

food traditions
eclipse battered conch fritters in caper sauce. (creamy lemon and capers)
happy st. breton’s day! let’s drink.

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